If you are sad and u know it , just read it

Something to entertain while i find time to update my next post. so ENJOY !

You might like it. This is hilarious... ..even
an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.


Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with.....
1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.

10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down! I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.

Come now is the time

An outdated post: demanded by Karena
A trip to melacca with family.

First thing we reached our destination, I said , any nice food around here?
so we stop this place and to my amusement I saw graffiti on walls

Evidence 1 :

Arrive at Makhota Hotel

Lobby:


We saw this while going to check in at our rooms..

No idea what bike is this. lol

That`s it for now .

Next up : Visit to Aliens . Stay tune

Love story

I am not that kind of person, it doesnt matter what impression u have on me, all it matters that I know I am forgiven in Him , u can avoid however way u want, I don`t care

Underworld Rise of Lycans

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand

Light on

Greetings fellow readers,

I deeply apologize for leaving the blog outdated.
I know its a crime to leave the blog unattended

well,

No worries just sit back relax and read the blogs are available at your right hand side of yr screen while I find time to update my blog

NEXT UP : Melacca Trip

This cost Rm 130. They say its nice ..

Never ask me about alcohols. I dont drink..
It is a beautiful bottle though

I am born to tell u I love u

!8 November

Deary mummy bought this cake. =) Love her lots

Yesterday( Wednesday) A friend of mine celebrated his birthday n celebrated mine at the same time. At Nikko Hotel

While walking to our eating place, chik chak a little


Sampailah destinasi kami


After the makan, everyone is bloated ! XD



It was ALL GOOD !! The joy n laughter

I rate the food 5/10
Price : 5/10 ** 78 per person ..
Place : 10 / 10 beautiful !

When u left I lost apart of me

well well, its been a long time I have not update my blog. My life was inactive. Not so happening during the holidays.

So miserable.
Tuesday( 18th nov) is my birthday n yet i have no plans nothing.
No birthday spirit.
I`ll see how things go tomorrow on my own. Snap pictures of interesting stuff when I go out alone k.

While my friends out there , busy life huh. all the best in what u do. Take care.
See u guys when i see u guys k =)


*smile*

Dangerous

A SHOUT OUT TO ALL SPMers :


ALL THE BEST FOR YOUR EXAMINATION ! GOD BLESS ! DO WELL YAH! AND IF YOU ARE READING THIS, U SHOULD`T BE CUZ ITS ADVISABLE NOT TO,

CUZ YOU DON'T WANNA GET YOUR BUTT KICKED FROM YR PARENTS FOR POOR RESULTS ! XD.. LOVE Ya`ll


CATCH UP WITH U ALL SOON ALRIGHT.. 8-)

What should I do to make things right again

PART II


We left the place and went for lunch nearby Catholic High School , I`m not sure what Jalan is that.. LOL ! On the way, we got lost thanks to Juliet`s direction. . We missed at least 3 turnings .. We still love u Juliet, we understand how blur u were that time due to lack of sleep.. We forgive uu.

There were 15 of us gathered at d shop selling Ipoh Nga Choy ( whatever the spelling is) . including me for lunch.. Loved the atmosphere.. =)


Since Juliet brought us here, she is our boss of the day... =P
Time to order


Waited quite a long . Finally came our FOOD.. I was starving ! XD

We ordered the usual

YUMMMM......


It was satisfying ! We seperated to our indivual way back home.


And its been hell of a weather lately I hope it rains more often. I love rains at the right moments of course.

The clouds beautiful no?..

Whats next?

What have I been doing

Saturday


One fine day, after all d exams and stuff, finally got smtg to do.. We Stact club committee organized a trip to a orphange home. That is located near Assunta Hospital.

There were quite a number of kids

so as I arrived later than them. They started playing games already.

The Forest Fire game.

The tree( standing ones) n squirrel

After that some random game which I forgotten what it was

After almost an hour game? we celebrated Kar Yee( left ) and Elvin(right)`s bday.

He was trying to take d candle when nobody told him to, so what happened was d burfday girl pushed him .

PYIAK ! There his goes face

They ate the cake and played around , we were exhausted after the whole thing.. The kids were WILD i tell u.. hahaha... they were fun though.. =)

We took group photos together ... =D

Everyone `s happy

It was worth going .. After all the hustle , we had fun, they had fun , we are happy , they are also happy... =D We left the place with a smile =)

Most importantly , the bond amongst us was there, see?

THE END

Happy, no? The smile shows it all ..

^^